Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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