Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Whats green? The color green.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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