Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Moral

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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