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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Hail Hitler

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

The GOV and the WHO?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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