why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where are you going Your house

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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seek beauty

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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