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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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