Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Cliterus

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Anti Joke

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