- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Is maynaise an instrument?

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