- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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