Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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haha black people :D

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Life

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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