A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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hi mom

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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