david weres the slug gone

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

roses are red violets are blue

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Cliterus

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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