- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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