Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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women's rights

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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