You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

I hate blackniggers

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A storm be brewin!

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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