- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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