- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Knock, Knock ...

Women's Rights

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Your Mother

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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