- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

poopoo

What's 9+10? 19.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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