- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

wael.. nuff said

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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