- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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