- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

New mission: refuse this mission

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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