- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

why was the old man on the ground he fell

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock Fuck off!

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

black people

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Sarah Jessica Parker

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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