What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Misner is a twat.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Knock knock come in.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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