Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Bob Saget

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