Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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are u black unlucky

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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