What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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