- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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