Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Major League Soccer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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