- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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