- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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