- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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