What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

guess what what that wasnt it

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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