- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

YEAH THEY DO!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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