I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

the midget went to the midget store

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Jeff

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Anti Joke

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