What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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