- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

batman has diarrhea

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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