- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Cool Brian

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

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