- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

boobs!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Christianity.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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