Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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