Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Sex

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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hi charles lattuca III

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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binladin walks into the american seals

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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