- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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