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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Robin, get in the batmobile

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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