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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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