- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A seal walks into a club.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Your face

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

A Sloth runs...

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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