- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The EPA.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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