What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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This is funny.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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