What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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