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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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