- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

what is the world worst joke? this one

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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