Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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what's black? a lot of things.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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