What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your dads dead. lol

boys

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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