A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Anti Joke

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