What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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ur an fagit

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tommy is retared

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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