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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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