how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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